Buy Harley's Stuff
Harley has 3 CDs available:
"You Can't Get This Stoopid Overnight"
Harley's newest collection of "stoopid-ity", hilarious stories and jokes. Recorded in Branson in 2010, we know this 58 minutes will have you rolling on the floor!
For some audio samples, check below.
"You Can't Get This Stoopid Overnight" Audio Samples
- "Skin Graft" (980 KB)
- "Illegal Aliens" (1010 KB)
- "Engagements" (871 KB)
"Live and Almost Human"
Recorded entirely live in Branson in 2005, here are almost a full hour of antics and jokes, many of which you can see in the video section of this site. But if you want more, click on one of the audio samples below!
"Live and Almost Human" Audio Samples
- "Join the army" (628 KB)
- "Catholic School" (280 KB)
- "Current events" (676 KB)
- "Dixie Stampede" (709 KB)
- "The Inventor" (1230 KB)
"I'm still STOOPID! "
A compilation of many of Harley's funniest routines from many years at the Presley's, "I'm still Stoopid" paints a picture of an idiot and his family you will learn to laugh at and love! Click below for audio samples from this CD.
"I'm Still Stoopid" Audio Samples
- "The Fat Lady" (863 KB)
- "Produce Boy" (1100 KB)
- "I'm so broke" (533 KB)
- "Whiskey and Viagra" (735 KB)
"Harley's Three-Pack "
Get all three of Harley's CDs, PLUS the bonus cassette for one low price.

For a limited time: Get the "Harley Three Pack" 3-CD set and receive FREE, a cassette tape of Harley's early material!



"Skin Graft"
"The Fat Lady"